House M.D. quotes

Dr. Robert Chase: This kid is not Esther. You screwed up, she died. I'm sorry, but that does not mean this kid is dying as well.
Dr. Gregory House: Geez. You get testy when you don't get any fuzz.

Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Gregory House

Lou: My boss has a big Beijing trip. I've been planning it for months. I was just tired and dehydrated and...
Thirteen: Yeah, whenever I lose some shut-eye, I pound my legs, clawing at imaginary ant colonies.

Dr. Lawrence Kutner

There's nothing in there but a pharmacy's worth of pain meds. This guy makes House look like a Christian

Dr. Eric Foreman