Dr. Gregory House: Tox screen was clean. He did, however, get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning.Dr. Allison Cameron: He was shot?Dr. Gregory House: No, somebody threw it at him.
Dr. Gregory House: So, what can shred an epiglottis and make muscle disappear?Dr. Eric Foreman: Mr. and Mrs. Kutner. They caused Kutner's death. Why not Charlotte's?Dr. Gregory House: Mourning period's over. Foreman's sense of irony is back.
Dr. Robert Chase: If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.Dr. Gregory House: Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Teenage supermodel. Presented with double vision, sudden aggressive behavior, cataplexy...Dr. Gregory House: You had me at "teenage supermodel."