Dr. Robert Chase: If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.Dr. Gregory House: Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.
Dr. Eric Foreman: A Scare test is insane.Dr. Taub: Scare test is legitimate. Simulates real world conditions. This fling with Cuddy is insane. Flare gun? Scary enough?Dr. Eric Foreman: How about just telling her we're planning this stupid test? And I'm hoping House and Cuddy are more than just a fling. It's clearly mellowed him out. He didn't even care about Thirteen.Dr. Taub: Right, the guy who ordered us to stop the patient's heart has mellowed out. It's gonna be horrible because it's doomed. Which is just gonna make House 50 times more of a crank. Firecrackers! We can hide 'em under one of those covered food trays.
Dr. Dave Broda: [When House enters a sealed chamber] Hey! You're insane!Dr. Gregory House: But I'm right!Dr. Dave Broda: I hope you are because I can't let you out now.
Dr. Robert Chase: He's not in prison; It's kinda hard to gas a guy unless you can seal him in a room first.Dr. Gregory House: Which is why Arceus created the universe with three states of matter, and three hundred solid and liquid poisons that could cause these symptoms.Dr. Chris Taub: Arceus?Dr. Gregory House: Look it up.