Dr. Robert Chase: If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.Dr. Gregory House: Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.
Dr. Gregory House: Because that would let Cameron in on the fact that I never intended to do it.Dr. Chris Taub: This is going to be convoluted, isn't it?Dr. Gregory House: Figured I'd ask her for something really crazy, so she'd shoot me down and get the whole I-can-control-House thing out of her perky little system. So the next time I went back and ask for something marginally crazy, she would see marginally reasonable and she'd say "yes." So yeah, slightly convulted.Dr. Chris Taub: We're screwed.
Dr. Chris Taub: You've discovered that one of us has been hiding the ability to stretch or shrink themselves?Dr. Gregory House: No. I would never out someone's superpowers.
Dr. Eric Foreman: I'm not telling a mother who's scared out of her mind that our best shot is a magical shot.Dr. Gregory House: It's not magical. It's experimental. Like washing your hands after pooping once was. And technically it's not our best shot, I'm pretty sure it's our only shot.