Dr. Robert Chase: If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.Dr. Gregory House: Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.
Charlotte: I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor and I did not give my husband herpes.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Find out where House is.
Dr. Allison Cameron: [House is about to pay a $100 bet to Cameron] Cash will be fine.Dr. Gregory House: I bet you say that to all the guys.
I'm a mother now. I need a guy I can count on every single day. That's never been House.