Dr. James Wilson: It's not all about sex, House.Dr. Gregory House: Really? When did that change?
Dr. Chi Park: Have you ever paid for sex?Dr. Chris Taub: Every guy who has ever seen a Merchant-Ivory movie has paid for sex
Dr. Gregory House: He asked for my advice before he switched you off the placebo. I told him to do it if he loved you.Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: He only thinks he loves me.Dr. Gregory House: It's the same thing! Yes, he's an idiot. You didn't ask him to do anything, you're pissed off that he did. So let him torch his career to pay for his sins. Unless you actually feel something for the idiot. In which case, you might want to tell him to turn around.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You put him on Lupron?Dr. Gregory House: Uh-huh.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And you told them it was like milk?Dr. Gregory House: Yes.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Is there any way in which that is not a lie?Dr. Gregory House: It's creamy.
