Dr. Gregory House: You bastard. You invited my parents to dinner.Dr. James Wilson: Geez, Cameron's got a big mouth!Dr. Gregory House: Ha, not as big as yours!
He can't tell his fiancee he's gay, how's he gonna tell her he's pregnant?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House, I've got a DYFS home visit on Friday.Dr. Gregory House: And I've got a W-H-O-R-E visit on...
Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player you dated in college.
