Dr. Gregory House: You bastard. You invited my parents to dinner.Dr. James Wilson: Geez, Cameron's got a big mouth!Dr. Gregory House: Ha, not as big as yours!
Dr. Gregory House: Speaking of which, how are your two baby girls?Dr. Chi Park: Wow! Twins. Congratulations.Dr. Gregory House: Awkward. He knocked up two different women at the same time, at least that's what he thinks he did.
It was nice of you. You didn't provoke Marcus to quit so the pranks would stop. You were becoming the common enemy they could bond over. You are the diabolical yet benevolent puppetmaster.
Dr. James Wilson: You having fun down there?Dr. Gregory House: Lots. Every time Cuddy leans over to a patient, it's another opportunity for a down blouse nipple slip.