Dr. Gregory House: You bastard. You invited my parents to dinner.Dr. James Wilson: Geez, Cameron's got a big mouth!Dr. Gregory House: Ha, not as big as yours!
Stacy Warner: Why did Chase screw up?Dr. Allison Cameron: He forgot to ask her a question. Does there need to be a reason?Stacy Warner: It might help him.Dr. Allison Cameron: As far as I'm concerned, he made a little mistake. It happens.Stacy Warner: How far are you concerned?Dr. Allison Cameron: You think I'm biased?Stacy Warner: You're colleagues. You've worked together for over a year and everyone says you slept together.Dr. Allison Cameron: Who says?Stacy Warner: The correct answer is: "We're not involved and I'm not biased."Dr. Allison Cameron: We're not involved and I don't know why he messed up. House has worked with him longer than I have. You should talk to House.
Everybody lies - except politicians? House, I believe you're a romantic. You didn't just believe him, you believed in him. You wanna come over tonight and watch old movies and - cry? Dr. Cameron's getting to you. Well, I guess you can't be around that much niceness and not get any on you.
House, you are... as God made you!
