Dr. Gregory House: You bastard. You invited my parents to dinner.Dr. James Wilson: Geez, Cameron's got a big mouth!Dr. Gregory House: Ha, not as big as yours!
Patient throws up on your shoes. D'you clean up MOST of it?
Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case... no, bed is still for sissies.
Dr. James Wilson: No, it's the whole thing. You need special sheets, and insurance...Dr. Gregory House: Who cares? You wanted one your whole life. You're a grown up. You can afford it. Stores sell them.Dr. James Wilson: Most adults don't go through life like you do, House. Indulging our every whim.Dr. Gregory House: You don't deserve to be happy.Dr. James Wilson: And yet I am. You?