House M.D. quotes

Dr. Allison Cameron: Could pain medication cause an orgasm?
Dr. Gregory House: I wish.

Dr. Allison Cameron, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Robert Chase: If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.
Dr. Gregory House: Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.

Dr. Robert Chase, Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Confirm she's faking or I'm going to have to kick her out.
Dr. Gregory House: There's that voice again.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I'll give you 24 hours.
Dr. Gregory House: Consecutive?

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House