House M.D. quotes

In case no one's filled you in, today's Monday, which means you've been dead for a day. That kind of symptom comes back, it can get serious.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Eric Foreman: She knows more about her daughter's genetic condition than any of you. She'll be an asset.
Dr. Robert Chase: Or she won't, Eric.
Dr. Eric Foreman: This isn't a request. Use her.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Robert Chase

This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!

Dr. Gregory House