House M.D. quotes

The most successful marriages are based on lies. You're off to a great start.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. James Wilson: You're being cautious. You're being... common. When you don't give a crap...
Dr. Gregory House: How many of your guys have caught cancer from their patients? Let me know when that happens. Then we can have this conversation.
Dr. James Wilson: It's just another case, huh?
Dr. Gregory House: I'll bet you can even have unprotected sex with your cancer patients without catching a damn thing. Boy, I wish I had your job.

Dr. James Wilson, Dr. Gregory House

Wow! Yeah, I get it. House is adorable. I just want to hold him and never let go.

Dr. Robert Chase