Dr. Gregory House: Ever seen an infected pierced scrotum?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Uh... no, but I know a few people to whom I'd like to see it happen.
Dr. Chris Taub: You know he just doesn't want to live in pain.Dr. Gregory House: Life is pain! I wake up every morning in pain! Work is pain! You know how many times I just wanted to give up? How many times I've thought about ending it?
Dr. Gregory House: I thought you loved those 8 seconds.Lane: ...I do... And now you're telling me that I gotta give them up... I can always find something else to love.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: She's a third-year med student. She graduated high school when she was 15. She filled out her time before med school getting PHds in both applied Math and Art History.Dr. Gregory House: She'll be incredibly useful if my next patient is an Escher drawing. Those things are seriously screwed up.
