Dr. Gregory House: Ever seen an infected pierced scrotum?Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Uh... no, but I know a few people to whom I'd like to see it happen.
Did you tell him that statistics also say he's a big fat idiot?
Dr. Eric Foreman: I'm not telling a mother who's scared out of her mind that our best shot is a magical shot.Dr. Gregory House: It's not magical. It's experimental. Like washing your hands after pooping once was. And technically it's not our best shot, I'm pretty sure it's our only shot.
The urine you collected has been sitting in that fetus' bladder for weeks. And, as my pappy always said, "stale pee is useless pee."
