House M.D. quotes

Dr. Allison Cameron: That's ridiculous. If menstruation is a symptom of brain cancer then I should be on chemo right now.
Dr. Gregory House: That's ridiculous. You're way too skinny to be menstruating.

Dr. Allison Cameron, Dr. Gregory House

The story of life - Boy meets girl. Boy gets stupid. Boy and girl live stupidly ever after.

Dr. James Wilson

Dr. Robert Chase: See tomorrow.
Dr. Jessica Adams: Do you... going get a drink?
Dr. Robert Chase: To annoy Park or to prove House is wrong?

Dr. Robert Chase