Did you tell him that statistics also say he's a big fat idiot?
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If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.
Well, when I do decide to push you away, I hope there's a small person kneeling behind you so you fall down and hurt your head.
They explained the returns policy, right? It's worse than video games.
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