The urine you collected has been sitting in that fetus' bladder for weeks. And, as my pappy always said, "stale pee is useless pee."
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It's not gonna work. You know why? Because this is fun. You think of something to make me miserable, I think of something to make you miserable. It's a game, and I'm gonna win because I got a head start: You are already miserable.
You know, I was just thinking. How much I wanted a relationship with no sex, but where I still have to deal with your mother.
What? You're saying I've only got one friend?
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