Dr. Gregory House: My car's been stolen.Dr. James Wilson: Or rein car nated.
Dr. Gregory House: I had sex with Dominika.Dr. James Wilson: In a dream?Dr. Gregory House: It wasn't literally sex. Technically, it was flossing. You know, teeth, testicles. I think the symbolism is pretty clear.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: This was your plan all along!Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Well, at least the games are over.Dr. Gregory House: How long have you known me?
Martha Masters: There has to be some kind of inciting psychological incident.Dr. Robert Chase: This is perfect for you. You get all the human interaction you crave without any actual human interaction.Martha Masters: She was a cheerleader. Hah.Dr. Robert Chase: You know, when you're interested in something and nobody else is, the polite thing is to keep it to yourself.Martha Masters: Popular, beautiful, gregarious.Dr. Robert Chase: Hydrogen sulphide is about two parts per billion, the the size of healthy fart. I'll be back for you in July.
