Dr. Gregory House: My car's been stolen.Dr. James Wilson: Or rein car nated.
Dr. Gregory House: I can't handle it.Dr. James Wilson: What happened?Dr. Gregory House: She said yes. I heard "no." I didn't actually hear "no." I just was sure that's what she meant. The way she tilted her head and half arched her eyebrow. Why do I even care what she meant? She said "yes." That's all that matters. I'm screwing this up.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: I think there's something wrong with House.Dr. James Wilson: Who's he making miserable now?
Dr. Gregory House: My patient is about to have a heart attack. It's gonna be massive!Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Oh, well, that's too bad 'cause I just got tickets to a stroke on the third floor.