Dr. Wilson: Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. They buy hospitals to get respect.Dr. Gregory House: And the reason you want respect?Dr. Wilson: To... get laid.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Could pain medication cause an orgasm?Dr. Gregory House: I wish.
Dr. Gregory House: I can't handle it.Dr. James Wilson: What happened?Dr. Gregory House: She said yes. I heard "no." I didn't actually hear "no." I just was sure that's what she meant. The way she tilted her head and half arched her eyebrow. Why do I even care what she meant? She said "yes." That's all that matters. I'm screwing this up.
Dr. Gregory House: So, what can shred an epiglottis and make muscle disappear?Dr. Eric Foreman: Mr. and Mrs. Kutner. They caused Kutner's death. Why not Charlotte's?Dr. Gregory House: Mourning period's over. Foreman's sense of irony is back.
