Dr. Wilson: Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. They buy hospitals to get respect.Dr. Gregory House: And the reason you want respect?Dr. Wilson: To... get laid.
Dr. Robert Chase: If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex.Dr. Gregory House: Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth.
Must've left it in his pants which he wasn't wearing when the police found him trying to walk home, oddly from his own apartment.
Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: Pain could be caused by a blind uterus hidden in his abdomen. He needs an MRI.Dr. Eric Foreman: Right, boy with girl genes. I'm sure you're the first doctor brilliant enough to check for a uterus.
