Dr. Wilson: Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. They buy hospitals to get respect.Dr. Gregory House: And the reason you want respect?Dr. Wilson: To... get laid.
According to your psych eval, the only thing happier than you is Disneyland.
Dr. Gregory House: How right you are, Dr. Cuddy! We also don't pad our bills, swipe samples from the pharmacy or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients, either.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: True, better be true and you're a pig.
Dr. Gregory House: It's not going to work though.Dr. James Wilson: Maybe, but how bad can a night out at a lesbian bar be?
