House M.D. quotes

Don't usually see brain damage after a rectal biopsy.

Dr. Gregory House

Lots of people don't have sex. The only people who don't want sex are either sick, dead or lying.

Dr. Gregory House

Dr. Eric Foreman: I'm not telling a mother who's scared out of her mind that our best shot is a magical shot.
Dr. Gregory House: It's not magical. It's experimental. Like washing your hands after pooping once was. And technically it's not our best shot, I'm pretty sure it's our only shot.

Dr. Eric Foreman, Dr. Gregory House