Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.
Dr. Allison Cameron: I am not giving you cable. You're going to have to somehow survive with the broadcast networks alone.Dr. Gregory House: I'll be fine on Tuesdays.
Dr. Robert Chase: Why do you need me?Dr. Gregory House: Saying "nice work, Chase" when you're not here is pointless.
I didn't bring you back here so you could stage a coup!
