Dr. Robert Chase: Why do you need me?Dr. Gregory House: Saying "nice work, Chase" when you're not here is pointless.
Don't do this. Why do you have to analyze things to death? Why can't you just... let it be nice?
Dr. James Wilson: House?Dr. Gregory House: NO, it's your other friend in the asylum.
Dr. Lawrence Kutner: Spider bite doesn't explain anything unless the patient was actually bitten by a spider. I'll do the exam.Dr. Gregory House: Don't be ridiculous. That would be inappropriate. It'd be better if a woman gropes her. There's no sexual tension that way.