Dr. Robert Chase: Why do you need me?Dr. Gregory House: Saying "nice work, Chase" when you're not here is pointless.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, I'm impressed. Messing around with a 22 year-old hottie with your wife on my sofa. You're a full throttle headcase.Dr. Chris Taub: I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory phone top.Dr. Eric Foreman: Let's make it really simple. If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.Dr. Chris Taub: You... might want to get rid of your kitchen table... Look I'm sorry, but it was worth it.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Is there nobody you admire?Dr. Gregory House: Well, there was this gal I met in 'Nam who could blow out a candle without using...
It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. But I came here to work with House.