Dr. Allison Cameron: I am not giving you cable. You're going to have to somehow survive with the broadcast networks alone.Dr. Gregory House: I'll be fine on Tuesdays.
Dr. Gregory House: I had sex with Dominika.Dr. James Wilson: In a dream?Dr. Gregory House: It wasn't literally sex. Technically, it was flossing. You know, teeth, testicles. I think the symbolism is pretty clear.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Where's Cuddy?Dr. Gregory House: In this drawer. It's a rescue mission, but I got it under control. You can leave.
I thought you were too screwed up to love anyone... I was wrong. You just couldn't love me. That's good. I'm happy for you.