Dr. Allison Cameron: I am not giving you cable. You're going to have to somehow survive with the broadcast networks alone.Dr. Gregory House: I'll be fine on Tuesdays.
Dr. Eric Foreman: I'm not telling a mother who's scared out of her mind that our best shot is a magical shot.Dr. Gregory House: It's not magical. It's experimental. Like washing your hands after pooping once was. And technically it's not our best shot, I'm pretty sure it's our only shot.
Dr. James Wilson: You've got mail.Dr. James Wilson: I hope your leg feels better, and I hope we can be friends again soon, you bloody scallywag.
Dr. Gregory House: My patient is about to have a heart attack. It's gonna be massive!Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Oh, well, that's too bad 'cause I just got tickets to a stroke on the third floor.
