Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.
It takes two department heads to treat shortness of breath? What, did the complications increase exponentially with cup size?
Dr. Eric Foreman: My job is to be the jerk. House has to believe I have authority over him.Dr. James Wilson: He can't function under someone's thumb.Dr. Eric Foreman: I know which means you can't go either.Dr. Eric Foreman: Your job is to be his friend -to stay here and watch the fight on pay-per-view while bitching about me. If we both do our jobs, we might actually get him through his parole.
Dr. Cameron: Twelve-year-olds don't have sex.Dr. Gregory House: Their mistake.
