Dr. Cameron: Twelve-year-olds don't have sex.Dr. Gregory House: Their mistake.
I wouldn't have tortured you if I knew you liked it.
Dr. Eric Foreman: [to House] You just don't want a cancer diagnosis because then you'd have to deal with Wilson.Dr. Gregory House: Lung cancer is a lame diagnosis. Avoiding Wilson is an added bonus.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Get this straight. You break the law, you go back to jail. Scam extra Vicodin, back to jail. Flout my authority, make the hospital look bad, back to jail. I own you.Dr. Gregory House: Yes, massa.Dr. Eric Foreman: See, that would be an example.
