That's absurd. I love it.
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Dr. James Wilson: You don't like yourself. But you do admire yourself. It's all you've got so you cling to it. You're so afraid if you change, you'll lose what makes you special.Dr. James Wilson: Being miserable doesn't make you better than anybody else, House. It just makes you miserable.
This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!
Dr. James Wilson: You're being cautious. You're being... common. When you don't give a crap...Dr. Gregory House: How many of your guys have caught cancer from their patients? Let me know when that happens. Then we can have this conversation.Dr. James Wilson: It's just another case, huh?Dr. Gregory House: I'll bet you can even have unprotected sex with your cancer patients without catching a damn thing. Boy, I wish I had your job.