Dr. James Wilson: I'm still amazed you're actually in the same room with a patient.Dr. Gregory House: People don't bug me until they get teeth.
Dr. Robert Chase: He's not in prison; It's kinda hard to gas a guy unless you can seal him in a room first.Dr. Gregory House: Which is why Arceus created the universe with three states of matter, and three hundred solid and liquid poisons that could cause these symptoms.Dr. Chris Taub: Arceus?Dr. Gregory House: Look it up.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: House, don't you think that's a little manipulative?Dr. Gregory House: No, it's hugely manipulative.
I am not going to die slowly in a hospital bed under fluorescent lighting with people stopping by to gawk and lie about how I look. Even a small chance of that happening is too big a chance for me.