Dr. Gregory House: By the way, someone screwed over your girlfriend. She ran to me, Cuddy, and Wilson... everyone, but you. She's not over you.Dr. Eric Foreman: Or she is.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Actually, I'm impressed. Messing around with a 22 year-old hottie with your wife on my sofa. You're a full throttle headcase.Dr. Chris Taub: I was doing you a solid with the sofa. Rachel wanted to do it in your bed. You've got the memory phone top.Dr. Eric Foreman: Let's make it really simple. If I own it, I don't want you doing it on it.Dr. Chris Taub: You... might want to get rid of your kitchen table... Look I'm sorry, but it was worth it.
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