Dr. Gregory House: By the way, someone screwed over your girlfriend. She ran to me, Cuddy, and Wilson... everyone, but you. She's not over you.Dr. Eric Foreman: Or she is.
The most successful marriages are based on lies. You're off to a great start.
Dr. Eric Foreman: You don't have to work for House, but you do owe me twenty clinic hours.Dr. Robert Chase: What? Getting knife doesn't buy me an extension?Dr. Eric Foreman: Buys you whatever you need, but I know you. If all you do is physical therapy and your nighttime version of it, you'll loose your mind faster than your regain of your fine motor skills.
Childproof. How many kids are hopped up on Vicodin?