Dr. James Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Must've been horrible watching her die.Thirteen: I wanted her to die. She just... yelled so much, and for no reason. Just screamed at me in front of my friends. My father tried to explain to me that her brain was literally shrinking, that she didn't mean it. That it was the disease. But I didn't care. I hated her. I never said good-bye. And she died with me hating her.
Go up his rear and get a smear. Which reminds me, I kind of feel like a bagel.
Dr. Gregory House: Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.Dr. Eric Foreman: From what I've read, false paternity is more like ten percent.Dr. Gregory House: That's what our moms would LIKE us to believe.