House M.D. quotes

Dr. Gregory House: Wow! You are ugly!
Kenny: Wow! You're an ass!

Dr. Gregory House

I don't know what House wants you to do and I don't want to know, but if you really have a problem with it, quit now. It's only gonna get worse.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy

Dr. Gregory House: Oh. My. God.
Dr. Gregory House: You're not wearing underwear.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Of course I'm...
Dr. Gregory House: Skirt that tight, you've got no secrets. Skirt that tight, I can tell if you've got an IUD. You seen Dr. Cole?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No.
Dr. Gregory House: You're blushing.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I am not.
Dr. Gregory House: Look at me.
Dr. Gregory House: Oh! My! God!

Dr. Lisa Cuddy, Dr. Gregory House