Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You put him on Lupron?Dr. Gregory House: Uh-huh.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And you told them it was like milk?Dr. Gregory House: Yes.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Is there any way in which that is not a lie?Dr. Gregory House: It's creamy.
Dr. James Wilson: Where are you?Dr. Gregory House: CIA headquarters. How much fludarabine...?Dr. James Wilson: Either you're sprawled naked on your floor with an empty bottle of Vicodin or collapsed naked in front of your computer with an empty bottle of Viagra. Please tell me which because Chase has another pool going.
Dr. Allison Cameron: Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?Dr. Gregory House: No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player you dated in college.
Dr. Gregory House: How many friends do you have?Lucas Douglas: Seventeen.Dr. Gregory House: Seriously? Do you have a list?Lucas Douglas: No, I knew this conversation was really about you, so I just gave you an answer so you could get back to your train of thought.
