Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You put him on Lupron?Dr. Gregory House: Uh-huh.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: And you told them it was like milk?Dr. Gregory House: Yes.Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Is there any way in which that is not a lie?Dr. Gregory House: It's creamy.
How you manage to elevate your narcissim to beneficence is masterful.
Dr. Jessica Adams: You want to reject our current diagnosis because he... he had a few grey hairs, panicked and shaved his head?Dr. Gregory House: I'm gonna reject your current diagnosis because I think we're wrong and treating for wrong diagnoses can result in side effects like death.
Dr. James Wilson: Your real fear is me having a good relationship.Dr. Gregory House: Yes, it keeps me up at night. That and the Loch Ness Monster, global warming, evolution, other fictional concepts.
