Dr. Gregory House: When did my signature get so girly?Dr. Allison Cameron: I can explain.
Dr. Gregory House: Thirty percent of all dads out there don't realize they're raising someone else's kid.Dr. Eric Foreman: From what I've read, false paternity is more like ten percent.Dr. Gregory House: That's what our moms would LIKE us to believe.
It's always a sad thing when sperm comes between people...
Dr. Gregory House: Is Cuddy still playing?Dr. James Wilson: The chicken is still in Piccadilly Square.Dr. Gregory House: Brilliant. She'll never suspect that Normandy is her target.