What is this? Did I get drunk and buy useless stuff on eBay again?
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Lisa Simpson: Your line of educational videos have turned my brother's brain into mush.Bart Simpson: Pretty shapes tell me to kill everyone.
Marge Simpson: Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. You got the highest grade in the class!Lisa Simpson: But, Mom...Marge Simpson: The highest grade!
Milhouse Van Houten: Lisa, did you see Marlon Brando in Mutiny in the Bounty?Lisa Simpson: No, nobody did.Milhouse Van Houten: Then this is all me!