Milhouse Van Houten: Lisa, did you see Marlon Brando in Mutiny in the Bounty?Lisa Simpson: No, nobody did.Milhouse Van Houten: Then this is all me!
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Bart Simpson: It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill our ants.Homer Simpson: Patty and Selma are dead? Whoo hoo! Double funeral!Bart Simpson: Dad, before you jump to any conclusions...Homer Simpson: Oh, please tell me they suffered.Homer Simpson: G-G-G-hags!
Homer Simpson: Unions are the worst. There's this one guy at the plant. Has caused three meltdowns, and he's still working there.Marge Simpson: Homer, that's you.Homer Simpson: Oh. I say union, you say power. Union!Marge Simpson: Power.Homer Simpson: Union!Marge Simpson: Power.Homer Simpson: Marge, you're really digging it on the "power," but don't worry. Because of the union, you're safe.
Homer Simpson: They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on.Marge Simpson: That was a sexual harassment seminar.Homer Simpson: It doesn't matter, I'm taking it pass/fail.