Homer Simpson: It says here that Iceland is green and Greenland is icy. The Vikings switched the names to screw with people.Moe Szyslak: Stupid Vikings! It's still pretty damn cold!Lenny Leonard: All I brought was shorts.
Troy McClure: But now I'm here to tell you about a remarkable new invention.Troy McClure: Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.Homer: You mean there's a better way?
Homer Simpson: Why haven't you thrown that bum out?Marge Simpson: Christian charity.Homer Simpson: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with it?
Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homie. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.Bart: Hello, mother dear.Marge: That's it, we have to get them back to school.Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa, get in here.Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!