Homer Simpson: Why haven't you thrown that bum out?Marge Simpson: Christian charity.Homer Simpson: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with it?
Homer Simpson: Here we are. Branson, Missouri.Bronson Man: No, pally. This is Bronson, Missouri.Lisa Simpson: Well, how do we get to Branson?Bronson Lady: Number 10 bus.Bronson Kid: Hey, Ma, how about some cookies?Bronson Lady: No dice.Bronson Kid: This ain't over.
Homer Simpson: Do you know who you were kissing?Grampa Simpson: Yes, I know who I was kissing. I also know why. I'm a little shaky on when and where, but I have my theories.
Homer Simpson: What a picture. You can see the soulless emptiness in that shark's eyes.Homer Simpson: Ooh, Two and a Half Men. You can see the soulless emptiness in Charlie Sheen's eyes.