Troy McClure: But now I'm here to tell you about a remarkable new invention.Troy McClure: Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.Homer: You mean there's a better way?
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Alright, let's see. Ew, English side ruined. Must use French instructions. Le Grill? What the hell is that?
Homer Simpson: This is India? Where's the University of Notre Dame? Wrigley Field? Dodger Dogs?Indian woman: You stupid American. You're confusing India with Indiana, Indiana with Illinois and the Cubs with the Dodgers.
Lisa Simpson: What are you drawing?Nelson Muntz: A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made out of guns that fires guns.