Lisa Simpson: Dad, you were supposed to read me a bedtime story.
Homer Simpson: Oh, sorry sweetie. Bart can read it to you.
Bart Simpson: Read to Lisa? Why don't you just ask me to kiss her?
Marge Simpson: If you kissed her, that would be lovely.
Bart Simpson: I'll read! I'll read!
Homer Simpson: And kiss!
Lisa Simpson: Does anyone want my opinion?
Homer Simpson: Please, Lisa, I had eighteen martinis today.