I can't stand that pretty boy quarterback. He thinks he's so handsome, just because he's drop-dead gorgeous.
Read more Moe Szyslak QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Marge Simpson: Lisa, have I ever shown you my shattered-dreams box?Lisa Simpson: No.Marge Simpson: It's upstairs, in my disappointments closet.Lisa Simpson: Oh! Oh.
Lisa Simpson: Hello, 911? This is Lisa Simpson...Nurse: Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?
Lisa Simpson: What are you drawing?Nelson Muntz: A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made out of guns that fires guns.