I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laaaaming.
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Lisa Simpson: Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect... What can you do?Marge Simpson: Some things will be handled at a later date.Lisa Simpson: If at all.
No child of mine shall go without anything, except quality health care!
Marge: Now we have to find another school for you.Homer: And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.