Carl Carlson: I always thought your name was spelled Simsun.Homer Simpson: You don't know how to spell my name? Don't you ever look up at the sky?Carl Carlson: I was wondering what that was.
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After trying four times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to Mom, and we were on our way!
Homer: Oh wow, I can't believe my first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks. You know that movie, Young Frankenstein? Scared the hell out of me.Mel Brooks: Umm, thanks.
Apu, if it'll make you feel any better, I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.