Homer Simpson: Yes! I am so happy I lived to see this day. He did give her the kiss of death, right?Marge Simpson: No!Homer Simpson: Aww! I decorated her car for nothing.
I said it when I was eleven years old, and I'll say it now: you are the best husband I ever had.
Marge: Homer! I don't want guns in my house! Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?Homer: I thought Smithers did it.Lisa: That would've made a lot more sense.
Oh, I hate traffic! The band and the phenomenon!