Marge: Homer! I don't want guns in my house! Don't you remember when Maggie shot Mr. Burns?Homer: I thought Smithers did it.Lisa: That would've made a lot more sense.
Bart: Hey, where's Homer?Marge: Your father is... resting.Bart: "Resting" hung over? "Resting" got fired? Help me out here.
Homer Simpson: It says here that Iceland is green and Greenland is icy. The Vikings switched the names to screw with people.Moe Szyslak: Stupid Vikings! It's still pretty damn cold!Lenny Leonard: All I brought was shorts.
Let me share the Buddhist path to heaven with an enlightened tale I call 'The Princess Not Affiliated with Disney'... unless we are now owned by Disney.