Oh, I hate traffic! The band and the phenomenon!
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Horst: Homer, could we have a word with you?Homer: No.Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant. I meant to say, may we have a brief, friendly chat?Homer: Noooo!Horst: Once again I have failed.Horst: We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas.Homer: NOOOOO!
Lisa: You can't drive, dad. He's got your license.Homer Simpson: Well, I'm gonna try anyway.Homer Simpson: It worked! It's a miracle!
Bart Simpson: Maggie's thing? She won't even remember it.Marge Simpson: You never remember the nice things we do for you.Bart Simpson: Like what?Marge Simpson: Food.Bart Simpson: Pass!Marge Simpson: Shelter.Bart Simpson: That dump?Marge Simpson: Clothing.Bart Simpson: I wouldn't blow my nose on this!