I said it when I was eleven years old, and I'll say it now: you are the best husband I ever had.
Read more Marge Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Homer: What? This is the highest tax increase in history!Lisa: Actually it's the lowest tax increase in history, dad.Homer: I pay the Homer tax. Let the bears pay the bear tax.Lisa: That's home owners tax, dad.Homer: Either way, I'm still outraged.
Homer Simpson: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. I know you were great in Fast & Furious but what else have you been in?Gal Gadot: Uh, did you see Wonder Woman?Homer Simpson: Whenever I see the DC logo, I immediately fall asleep.
Homer Simpson: Are you a Care Bear?Care Bear: I'm an Intensive Care Bear.Homer Simpson: Why would a bear hold a crowbar?Care Bear: Eh, I didn't want to get my hands dirty.