Homer Simpson: I heard somewhere your people are hospitable.Mina: That is true. You may come in.Homer Simpson: Praised be Oliver!Mina: That's Allah.Homer Simpson: We'll look it up in the Corona.
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Homer: Hey, what's lucky hooked up to?Nurse: A respirator. It breathes for him.Homer: And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
Moe Szyslak: Hey, clown! We've heard your stand-up, now how about some shut-up?Krusty the Clown: Everyone's a comedian!Moe Szyslak: Everyone except you!
Homer Simpson: Why haven't you thrown that bum out?Marge Simpson: Christian charity.Homer Simpson: Christian Charity? What does a porn star have to do with it?