Homer: Hey, what's lucky hooked up to?Nurse: A respirator. It breathes for him.Homer: And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
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Ahh. A hungry hungry hippo.
Homer: Yeah, that Timmy is a real hero.Lisa: How do you mean dad?Homer: Well... he fell down a well... and he can't get out.Lisa: How does that make him a hero?Homer: Well it's more than you did.
Marge: It's eerily beautiful. Are you sure it's safe?Homer: You know what they say - sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart.Marge: You got that from a movie poster.Homer: Well, when there's nothing left to believe in, believe in hope.Marge: Where'd you get that from?Homer: From the producers of "Waiting To Exhale".