Moe Szyslak: Hey, clown! We've heard your stand-up, now how about some shut-up?Krusty the Clown: Everyone's a comedian!Moe Szyslak: Everyone except you!
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Lisa: I wish for world peace.Homer: Lisa, that was very selfish of you.
Sweet merciful crap! My car!
I'm stuck, and I have to pee. Now I'm just stuck.