Lisa Simpson: Grandpa, how do you sleep at night?Grandpa: They drug us.
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Homer: Lisa, all you need is a little help from your dad.Lisa: Well, we're supposed to do this without parental help.Homer: Sweetie, that's orphan talk.
No child of mine shall go without anything, except quality health care!
Homer cut up my wedding dress to make a badminton net, which he never uses. He spent my last three birthdays in jail, called out his bowling ball's name during sex...