No child of mine shall go without anything, except quality health care!
Read more Lisa Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Principal Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider... deportation.Marge Simpson: Deportation? You mean kick Bart out of the country?Homer Simpson: Hear him out, Marge.
Carmen Electra: Homer, my face is UP here.Homer: I've made my choice.
Bart Simpson: Why would a dude do everything a dame wants on Valentines Day?Homer Simpson: It's a trade-off. We do whatever women want on Valentines Day, and they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July. I just hope the two don't fall on the same day.