Homer cut up my wedding dress to make a badminton net, which he never uses. He spent my last three birthdays in jail, called out his bowling ball's name during sex...
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Grampa Simpson: Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?Bart Simpson: I glanced at it. Boy cries wolf, has a few laughs... I forget how it ends.Grampa Simpson: [does an annoyed grunt as he approaches a red light] Bart, is that light green?Bart Simpson: Yep!Grampa Simpson: It better be!
Grampa: I have an announcement to make. I've decided to give Bea's money away. There are people who really need it. I'm gonna let them come to me and plead their case and then I'll decide who needs it most.Lisa: Grampa, that's the noblest thought that's ever been expressed at this table.Bart Simpson: Give it to us, Grampa.Homer Simpson: Bart! Forgive him, Dad. He's just a stupid little kid who says the first thing that pops into his head, but, you know, there's wisdom in his innocence.Grampa: You don't want it.Homer Simpson: Yes, I do.
Wolves are taking all our women!