Homer: Lisa, all you need is a little help from your dad.Lisa: Well, we're supposed to do this without parental help.Homer: Sweetie, that's orphan talk.
Bart: Joe Banks, 82 years young, has come to this pond everyday for the past 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month Joe made a discovery: the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada, others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down there near those ducks. But it could be that there's just no room, in this modern world, for an old man and his ducks.
Homer Simpson: Ah. I love these real Saturdays. They're so relaxing.Homer Simpson: Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired!
Lisa Simpson: I can't believe I'm really going! My first trip to providence.Homer Simpson: Yeah, yeah. Just remember, if your mother asks, I took you to a wine tasting.Lisa Simpson: That's a terrible thing for a father to do.Homer Simpson: That's why she'll believe it.