Kirk Van Houten: If you see a tie on the door knob, that means I'm with a lady.Homer: But you don't have a door knob.Kirk Van Houten: I don't have a tie either!
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I haven't been this confident since I saw "La La Land" win Best Picture and turned off my TV.
Bart: Wow Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?Homer: Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.Ned Flanders: Wait! Homer, what did you just say?Homer: I said shut your ugly face, Flanders!
Thanks for helping us free that whale, Willie.