I haven't been this confident since I saw "La La Land" win Best Picture and turned off my TV.
Read more Moe Szyslak QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Bart: Join us tomorrow and everyday until the curfew is lifted as we'll be revealing embarrassing secrets about Springfield's other adults.Homer: Well, at least they've already done me.Bart: And we have plenty more on Homer Simpson.Homer: D'oh!
I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-R-T.
Homer Simpson: STEALING! How could you? Why do you think I took you to see all those "Police Academy" movies, FOR FUN? I DIDN'T HEAR ANYONE LAUGHING, DID YOU? except at that guy who made sound effects.Homer Simpson: Now where was I? Oh, yeah: stay away from my booze.