Thanks for helping us free that whale, Willie.
Read more Lisa Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is only a dollar away.
I'm in no condition to drive... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself! I'm drunk!
Homer Simpson: This is India? Where's the University of Notre Dame? Wrigley Field? Dodger Dogs?Indian woman: You stupid American. You're confusing India with Indiana, Indiana with Illinois and the Cubs with the Dodgers.