Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.Homer: D'oh!
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Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Ever since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.Lisa: Oh, Dad...Homer: No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment, and you did it all yourself. You taught me to understand my own life better, and made me a better person, but you're still my daughter, and I don't think anyone has ever had a better daughter than...Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.Homer: See? You're still helping me.
Night gathers and now my Duff-Watch begins. It shall not end until my death, or my 12 week option is not picked up. I shall take no wife, hold no lands and father no children, except for the wife and house and kids I'm already stuck with. I shall wear no other beers' crowns'. I am the six-pack hidden in daddy's secret cabinet, I put the fest in Oktoberfest, and sell for eight bucks at ball parks. Though I have nothing to offer but my suds, head and beers, and promotional cosies, for this night and all nights to come.
Marge Simpson: Look, they're making a movie! Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police.Bart Simpson: I don't see any cameras.