Can you help me out? I need change for a dollar. Oh - I also need a dollar.
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Stop, Pooter Toot! Other people might be offended by your slightly off-color antics.
Oh my God, space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!
Bart: Am I the only one in horrible pain?Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it.